A viking story

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless, legless he whiped his husband's ass around, afterall he had a vagina. Paul was his bitch

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless, legless he whiped his husband's ass around, afterall he had a vagina. Paul was his bitch, and

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless, legless he whiped his husband's ass around, afterall he had a vagina. Paul was his bitch, and loves

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless, legless he whiped his husband's ass around, afterall he had a vagina. Paul was his bitch, and loves his

Hahaha this rocks, read the story from the start and look what it turned out into

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless, legless he whiped his husband's ass around, afterall he had a vagina. Paul was his bitch, and loves his tan

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless, legless he whiped his husband's ass around, afterall he had a vagina. Paul was his bitch, and loves his tan, tight

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless, legless he whiped his husband's ass around, afterall he had a vagina. Paul was his bitch, and loves his tan, tight ass

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless, legless he whiped his husband's ass around, afterall he had a vagina. Paul was his bitch, and loves his tan, tight ass. I

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless, legless he whiped his husband's ass around, afterall he had a vagina. Paul was his bitch, and loves his tan, tight ass. I eat

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless, legless he whiped his husband's ass around, afterall he had a vagina. Paul was his bitch, and loves his tan, tight ass. I eat evryone's

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless, legless he whiped his husband's ass around, afterall he had a vagina. Paul was his bitch, and loves his tan, tight ass. I eat evryone's cock

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless, legless he whiped his husband's ass around, afterall he had a vagina. Paul was his bitch, and loves his tan, tight ass. I eat evryone's cock, No

(I think were ruining the story, we went from ringard, gay ringard, paul being his bitch, loving his tan and ass, to us sucking cock. Not a good transition )

no we have not look.

"I eat everyone's cock" is being said by Paul

yeah but i meant the whole gay thing with ringard, paul being his bitch ok, but Ringard? cmon

Serves him right for having such a shitty name

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless, legless he whiped his husband's ass around, afterall he had a vagina. Paul was his bitch, and loves his tan, tight ass. I eat evryone's cock, No way!

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless, legless he whiped his husband's ass around, afterall he had a vagina. Paul was his bitch, and loves his tan, tight ass. I eat evryone's cock, No way! Lies.

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless, legless he whiped his husband's ass around, afterall he had a vagina. Paul was his bitch, and loves his tan, tight ass. I eat evryone's cock, No way! Lies. Kidding,

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless, legless he whiped his husband's ass around, afterall he had a vagina. Paul was his bitch, and loves his tan, tight ass. I eat evryone's cock, No way! Lies. Kidding, NOT.

LOL

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless, legless he whiped his husband's ass around, afterall he had a vagina. Paul was his bitch, and loves his tan, tight ass. I eat evryone's cock, No way! Lies. Kidding, NOT. Afterall

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless, legless he whiped his husband's ass around, afterall he had a vagina. Paul was his bitch, and loves his tan, tight ass. I eat evryone's cock, No way! Lies. Kidding, NOT. Afterall I am

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless, legless he whiped his husband's ass around, afterall he had a vagina. Paul was his bitch, and loves his tan, tight ass. I eat evryone's cock, No way! Lies. Kidding, NOT. Afterall I am not

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless, legless he whiped his husband's ass around, afterall he had a vagina. Paul was his bitch, and loves his tan, tight ass. I eat evryone's cock, No way! Lies. Kidding, NOT. Afterall I am not funny.

I kind of think this is a fitting ending for the story