A viking story

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but
(who wants to finish it with "but he got a big cock instead" except me? no? )

I actually wrote cock the first time, but then I edited it because I realized I am 20 already in 17 days.


Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all

It's because you're gay, Mike.

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished.

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed,

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless,

LOL Paul!

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless, legless

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless, legless he

lol I hope you guys will write what Ive got in my head its so damn funny.

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless, legless he whiped

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless, legless he whiped his

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless, legless he whiped his husband

(LOL for us now having a gay Viking as the hero ofthe story)

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless, legless he whiped his husband's

-lol do I really have to say this..... And everyone note that Spirit made the viking gay

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless, legless he whiped his husband's ass

-you could have said penis

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless, legless he whiped his husband's ass around

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless, legless he whiped his husband's ass around, afterall

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless, legless he whiped his husband's ass around, afterall he

(Too bad his name is already Ringard, I wanted to make it " afterall, he was the legendary Paulina. " )

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless, legless he whiped his husband's ass around, afterall he had

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless, legless he whiped his husband's ass around, afterall he had a

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless, legless he whiped his husband's ass around, afterall he had a vagina

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless, legless he whiped his husband's ass around, afterall he had a vagina. Paul

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless, legless he whiped his husband's ass around, afterall he had a vagina. Paul was

Once, upon a mountain looked Ringard, but he got scared because what he saw, was 100 savage vikings advancing. One might smell their own shit but suddenly he could guess it, but it wasn't what they excreted from their ass. Fuck, It was the paraplegic tissue. Ringard wanted a big axe but somehow all the weaponry vanished. Unarmed, armless, legless he whiped his husband's ass around, afterall he had a vagina. Paul was his