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Post  Zaphirs_Sapling on Mon Feb 20, 2012 1:52 pm

Slowly he crept through the leaves, reaching into his pocket for a remaining stash of weed but only to be attacked by asians, motherfuckers! Before they realized that he had a bazooka, he aimed slowly on the scope and all were oblitorated. Then Paul who was digging anal anyway stuffed his penis with explosives and BallsackFrog was fingering his balls? Yes balls. Then I remembered my desire for dirty girls with large penises, and some hairy armpits. So I began hunting shemales with Gamora, who suddenly got a willy in ass cavity search.
In the jungle I found Spirit's handsome lookalike that forced 50 dildos into spirit's sister blowup doll rapidly. Spirit was masturbating at the speed of a speedtrain, aimed for Bullfrog who swallowed something liquid, most likely water/semen/non-semen but salty seawater? Then I wanked vigorously on Subliminals shoes to clean the spunk which he accidentally consumed.

Hej, my constipation is not healthy dude, what? yes?, no?, maybe?. Pan looked transexual obviously, dummy. She shoved a doodle in Subliminals friend (Paul), while Subliminal was playing guitar but murdering Pan, Pan ressurected Elton John or Kurt Cobain don't you think Subliminal?
Meister owned a dildo, rofl. The jungle was full of lesbians, hot 'nd cold+Tarzan-alike bitches, Xiphorus had 9 hairy dicks into Bullfrog's left ear. After sex I went to see the monkeys having anal-sex - are you kidding? Nope, i'm serious about it. (kidding). What are these noobs doing while i'm masturbating to a tree? No, Gamoras penis shrunk like some little sausage being embarrased by Bullfrog's gigantic rectum! Pan cried 'MOTHERFUCKER' and swung his girly genatelia.

Paul GayLordFuckTardDipShit was joking while Subliminal owned Gamora's worksword, suddenly he felt sharp/sexy penetration with SubliminaL's dildo only to realize it wasnt bacon. Menopause tends to make Pan's penis fall off in a gay orgy OWNED.

Once Jesus and Krantz walked in RUNAR's smelly house/anus, Krantz sucked at Rune and at arguments, but homosexuals like krantz eat alot. Krantz and me argue about his ego, it is sad that he doesnt please Spirit skills, he does grannys from centuries ago, who? Krantz! Really?
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Re: Whats in the jungle!

Post  *Bullfrog*[3xA] on Wed Feb 22, 2012 3:11 pm

Slowly he crept through the leaves, reaching into his pocket for a remaining stash of weed but only to be attacked by asians, motherfuckers! Before they realized that he had a bazooka, he aimed slowly on the scope and all were oblitorated. Then Paul who was digging anal anyway stuffed his penis with explosives and BallsackFrog was fingering his balls? Yes balls. Then I remembered my desire for dirty girls with large penises, and some hairy armpits. So I began hunting shemales with Gamora, who suddenly got a willy in ass cavity search.
In the jungle I found Spirit's handsome lookalike that forced 50 dildos into spirit's sister blowup doll rapidly. Spirit was masturbating at the speed of a speedtrain, aimed for Bullfrog who swallowed something liquid, most likely water/semen/non-semen but salty seawater? Then I wanked vigorously on Subliminals shoes to clean the spunk which he accidentally consumed.

Hej, my constipation is not healthy dude, what? yes?, no?, maybe?. Pan looked transexual obviously, dummy. She shoved a doodle in Subliminals friend (Paul), while Subliminal was playing guitar but murdering Pan, Pan ressurected Elton John or Kurt Cobain don't you think Subliminal?
Meister owned a dildo, rofl. The jungle was full of lesbians, hot 'nd cold+Tarzan-alike bitches, Xiphorus had 9 hairy dicks into Bullfrog's left ear. After sex I went to see the monkeys having anal-sex - are you kidding? Nope, i'm serious about it. (kidding). What are these noobs doing while i'm masturbating to a tree? No, Gamoras penis shrunk like some little sausage being embarrased by Bullfrog's gigantic rectum! Pan cried 'MOTHERFUCKER' and swung his girly genatelia.

Paul GayLordFuckTardDipShit was joking while Subliminal owned Gamora's worksword, suddenly he felt sharp/sexy penetration with SubliminaL's dildo only to realize it wasnt bacon. Menopause tends to make Pan's penis fall off in a gay orgy OWNED.

Once Jesus and Krantz walked in RUNAR's smelly house/anus, Krantz sucked at Rune and at arguments, but homosexuals like krantz eat alot. Krantz and me argue about his ego, it is sad that he doesnt please Spirit skills, he does grannys from centuries ago, who? Krantz! Really? Yes!
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Post  Zaphirs_Sapling on Wed Feb 22, 2012 5:49 pm

Slowly he crept through the leaves, reaching into his pocket for a remaining stash of weed but only to be attacked by asians, motherfuckers! Before they realized that he had a bazooka, he aimed slowly on the scope and all were oblitorated. Then Paul who was digging anal anyway stuffed his penis with explosives and BallsackFrog was fingering his balls? Yes balls. Then I remembered my desire for dirty girls with large penises, and some hairy armpits. So I began hunting shemales with Gamora, who suddenly got a willy in ass cavity search.
In the jungle I found Spirit's handsome lookalike that forced 50 dildos into spirit's sister blowup doll rapidly. Spirit was masturbating at the speed of a speedtrain, aimed for Bullfrog who swallowed something liquid, most likely water/semen/non-semen but salty seawater? Then I wanked vigorously on Subliminals shoes to clean the spunk which he accidentally consumed.

Hej, my constipation is not healthy dude, what? yes?, no?, maybe?. Pan looked transexual obviously, dummy. She shoved a doodle in Subliminals friend (Paul), while Subliminal was playing guitar but murdering Pan, Pan ressurected Elton John or Kurt Cobain don't you think Subliminal?
Meister owned a dildo, rofl. The jungle was full of lesbians, hot 'nd cold+Tarzan-alike bitches, Xiphorus had 9 hairy dicks into Bullfrog's left ear. After sex I went to see the monkeys having anal-sex - are you kidding? Nope, i'm serious about it. (kidding). What are these noobs doing while i'm masturbating to a tree? No, Gamoras penis shrunk like some little sausage being embarrased by Bullfrog's gigantic rectum! Pan cried 'MOTHERFUCKER' and swung his girly genatelia.

Paul GayLordFuckTardDipShit was joking while Subliminal owned Gamora's worksword, suddenly he felt sharp/sexy penetration with SubliminaL's dildo only to realize it wasnt bacon. Menopause tends to make Pan's penis fall off in a gay orgy OWNED.

Once Jesus and Krantz walked in RUNAR's smelly house/anus, Krantz sucked at Rune and at arguments, but homosexuals like krantz eat alot. Krantz and me argue about his ego, it is sad that he doesnt please Spirit skills, he does grannys from centuries ago, who? Krantz! Really? Yes! he's
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Re: Whats in the jungle!

Post  *Bullfrog*[3xA] on Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:32 pm

Slowly he crept through the leaves, reaching into his pocket for a remaining stash of weed but only to be attacked by asians, motherfuckers! Before they realized that he had a bazooka, he aimed slowly on the scope and all were oblitorated. Then Paul who was digging anal anyway stuffed his penis with explosives and BallsackFrog was fingering his balls? Yes balls. Then I remembered my desire for dirty girls with large penises, and some hairy armpits. So I began hunting shemales with Gamora, who suddenly got a willy in ass cavity search.
In the jungle I found Spirit's handsome lookalike that forced 50 dildos into spirit's sister blowup doll rapidly. Spirit was masturbating at the speed of a speedtrain, aimed for Bullfrog who swallowed something liquid, most likely water/semen/non-semen but salty seawater? Then I wanked vigorously on Subliminals shoes to clean the spunk which he accidentally consumed.

Hej, my constipation is not healthy dude, what? yes?, no?, maybe?. Pan looked transexual obviously, dummy. She shoved a doodle in Subliminals friend (Paul), while Subliminal was playing guitar but murdering Pan, Pan ressurected Elton John or Kurt Cobain don't you think Subliminal?
Meister owned a dildo, rofl. The jungle was full of lesbians, hot 'nd cold+Tarzan-alike bitches, Xiphorus had 9 hairy dicks into Bullfrog's left ear. After sex I went to see the monkeys having anal-sex - are you kidding? Nope, i'm serious about it. (kidding). What are these noobs doing while i'm masturbating to a tree? No, Gamoras penis shrunk like some little sausage being embarrased by Bullfrog's gigantic rectum! Pan cried 'MOTHERFUCKER' and swung his girly genatelia.

Paul GayLordFuckTardDipShit was joking while Subliminal owned Gamora's worksword, suddenly he felt sharp/sexy penetration with SubliminaL's dildo only to realize it wasnt bacon. Menopause tends to make Pan's penis fall off in a gay orgy OWNED.

Once Jesus and Krantz walked in RUNAR's smelly house/anus, Krantz sucked at Rune and at arguments, but homosexuals like krantz eat alot. Krantz and me argue about his ego, it is sad that he doesnt please Spirit skills, he does grannys from centuries ago, who? Krantz! Really? Yes! he's a
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Re: Whats in the jungle!

Post  Zaphirs_Sapling on Wed Feb 22, 2012 11:27 pm

Slowly he crept through the leaves, reaching into his pocket for a remaining stash of weed but only to be attacked by asians, motherfuckers! Before they realized that he had a bazooka, he aimed slowly on the scope and all were oblitorated. Then Paul who was digging anal anyway stuffed his penis with explosives and BallsackFrog was fingering his balls? Yes balls. Then I remembered my desire for dirty girls with large penises, and some hairy armpits. So I began hunting shemales with Gamora, who suddenly got a willy in ass cavity search.
In the jungle I found Spirit's handsome lookalike that forced 50 dildos into spirit's sister blowup doll rapidly. Spirit was masturbating at the speed of a speedtrain, aimed for Bullfrog who swallowed something liquid, most likely water/semen/non-semen but salty seawater? Then I wanked vigorously on Subliminals shoes to clean the spunk which he accidentally consumed.

Hej, my constipation is not healthy dude, what? yes?, no?, maybe?. Pan looked transexual obviously, dummy. She shoved a doodle in Subliminals friend (Paul), while Subliminal was playing guitar but murdering Pan, Pan ressurected Elton John or Kurt Cobain don't you think Subliminal?
Meister owned a dildo, rofl. The jungle was full of lesbians, hot 'nd cold+Tarzan-alike bitches, Xiphorus had 9 hairy dicks into Bullfrog's left ear. After sex I went to see the monkeys having anal-sex - are you kidding? Nope, i'm serious about it. (kidding). What are these noobs doing while i'm masturbating to a tree? No, Gamoras penis shrunk like some little sausage being embarrased by Bullfrog's gigantic rectum! Pan cried 'MOTHERFUCKER' and swung his girly genatelia.

Paul GayLordFuckTardDipShit was joking while Subliminal owned Gamora's worksword, suddenly he felt sharp/sexy penetration with SubliminaL's dildo only to realize it wasnt bacon. Menopause tends to make Pan's penis fall off in a gay orgy OWNED.

Once Jesus and Krantz walked in RUNAR's smelly house/anus, Krantz sucked at Rune and at arguments, but homosexuals like krantz eat alot. Krantz and me argue about his ego, it is sad that he doesnt please Spirit skills, he does grannys from centuries ago, who? Krantz! Really? Yes! he's a granny
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Re: Whats in the jungle!

Post  *Spirit*[3xA] on Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:42 pm

Haha - awsome story, forgot about this one!

Slowly he crept through the leaves, reaching into his pocket for a remaining stash of weed but only to be attacked by asians, motherfuckers! Before they realized that he had a bazooka, he aimed slowly on the scope and all were oblitorated. Then Paul who was digging anal anyway stuffed his penis with explosives and BallsackFrog was fingering his balls? Yes balls. Then I remembered my desire for dirty girls with large penises, and some hairy armpits. So I began hunting shemales with Gamora, who suddenly got a willy in ass cavity search.
In the jungle I found Spirit's handsome lookalike that forced 50 dildos into spirit's sister blowup doll rapidly. Spirit was masturbating at the speed of a speedtrain, aimed for Bullfrog who swallowed something liquid, most likely water/semen/non-semen but salty seawater? Then I wanked vigorously on Subliminals shoes to clean the spunk which he accidentally consumed.

Hej, my constipation is not healthy dude, what? yes?, no?, maybe?. Pan looked transexual obviously, dummy. She shoved a doodle in Subliminals friend (Paul), while Subliminal was playing guitar but murdering Pan, Pan ressurected Elton John or Kurt Cobain don't you think Subliminal?
Meister owned a dildo, rofl. The jungle was full of lesbians, hot 'nd cold+Tarzan-alike bitches, Xiphorus had 9 hairy dicks into Bullfrog's left ear. After sex I went to see the monkeys having anal-sex - are you kidding? Nope, i'm serious about it. (kidding). What are these noobs doing while i'm masturbating to a tree? No, Gamoras penis shrunk like some little sausage being embarrased by Bullfrog's gigantic rectum! Pan cried 'MOTHERFUCKER' and swung his girly genatelia.

Paul GayLordFuckTardDipShit was joking while Subliminal owned Gamora's worksword, suddenly he felt sharp/sexy penetration with SubliminaL's dildo only to realize it wasnt bacon. Menopause tends to make Pan's penis fall off in a gay orgy OWNED.

Once Jesus and Krantz walked in RUNAR's smelly house/anus, Krantz sucked at Rune and at arguments, but homosexuals like krantz eat alot. Krantz and me argue about his ego, it is sad that he doesnt please Spirit skills, he does grannys from centuries ago, who? Krantz! Really? Yes! he's a granny, but
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Post  *Bullfrog*[3xA] on Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:00 pm


Slowly he crept through the leaves, reaching into his pocket for a remaining stash of weed but only to be attacked by asians, motherfuckers! Before they realized that he had a bazooka, he aimed slowly on the scope and all were oblitorated. Then Paul who was digging anal anyway stuffed his penis with explosives and BallsackFrog was fingering his balls? Yes balls. Then I remembered my desire for dirty girls with large penises, and some hairy armpits. So I began hunting shemales with Gamora, who suddenly got a willy in ass cavity search.
In the jungle I found Spirit's handsome lookalike that forced 50 dildos into spirit's sister blowup doll rapidly. Spirit was masturbating at the speed of a speedtrain, aimed for Bullfrog who swallowed something liquid, most likely water/semen/non-semen but salty seawater? Then I wanked vigorously on Subliminals shoes to clean the spunk which he accidentally consumed.

Hej, my constipation is not healthy dude, what? yes?, no?, maybe?. Pan looked transexual obviously, dummy. She shoved a doodle in Subliminals friend (Paul), while Subliminal was playing guitar but murdering Pan, Pan ressurected Elton John or Kurt Cobain don't you think Subliminal?
Meister owned a dildo, rofl. The jungle was full of lesbians, hot 'nd cold+Tarzan-alike bitches, Xiphorus had 9 hairy dicks into Bullfrog's left ear. After sex I went to see the monkeys having anal-sex - are you kidding? Nope, i'm serious about it. (kidding). What are these noobs doing while i'm masturbating to a tree? No, Gamoras penis shrunk like some little sausage being embarrased by Bullfrog's gigantic rectum! Pan cried 'MOTHERFUCKER' and swung his girly genatelia.

Paul GayLordFuckTardDipShit was joking while Subliminal owned Gamora's worksword, suddenly he felt sharp/sexy penetration with SubliminaL's dildo only to realize it wasnt bacon. Menopause tends to make Pan's penis fall off in a gay orgy OWNED.

Once Jesus and Krantz walked in RUNAR's smelly house/anus, Krantz sucked at Rune and at arguments, but homosexuals like krantz eat alot. Krantz and me argue about his ego, it is sad that he doesnt please Spirit skills, he does grannys from centuries ago, who? Krantz! Really? Yes! he's a granny, but transsexual
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Post  Zaphirs_Sapling on Tue Mar 27, 2012 1:30 pm

Slowly he crept through the leaves, reaching into his pocket for a remaining stash of weed but only to be attacked by asians, motherfuckers! Before they realized that he had a bazooka, he aimed slowly on the scope and all were oblitorated. Then Paul who was digging anal anyway stuffed his penis with explosives and BallsackFrog was fingering his balls? Yes balls. Then I remembered my desire for dirty girls with large penises, and some hairy armpits. So I began hunting shemales with Gamora, who suddenly got a willy in ass cavity search.
In the jungle I found Spirit's handsome lookalike that forced 50 dildos into spirit's sister blowup doll rapidly. Spirit was masturbating at the speed of a speedtrain, aimed for Bullfrog who swallowed something liquid, most likely water/semen/non-semen but salty seawater? Then I wanked vigorously on Subliminals shoes to clean the spunk which he accidentally consumed.

Hej, my constipation is not healthy dude, what? yes?, no?, maybe?. Pan looked transexual obviously, dummy. She shoved a doodle in Subliminals friend (Paul), while Subliminal was playing guitar but murdering Pan, Pan ressurected Elton John or Kurt Cobain don't you think Subliminal?
Meister owned a dildo, rofl. The jungle was full of lesbians, hot 'nd cold+Tarzan-alike bitches, Xiphorus had 9 hairy dicks into Bullfrog's left ear. After sex I went to see the monkeys having anal-sex - are you kidding? Nope, i'm serious about it. (kidding). What are these noobs doing while i'm masturbating to a tree? No, Gamoras penis shrunk like some little sausage being embarrased by Bullfrog's gigantic rectum! Pan cried 'MOTHERFUCKER' and swung his girly genatelia.

Paul GayLordFuckTardDipShit was joking while Subliminal owned Gamora's worksword, suddenly he felt sharp/sexy penetration with SubliminaL's dildo only to realize it wasnt bacon. Menopause tends to make Pan's penis fall off in a gay orgy OWNED.

Once Jesus and Krantz walked in RUNAR's smelly house/anus, Krantz sucked at Rune and at arguments, but homosexuals like krantz eat alot. Krantz and me argue about his ego, it is sad that he doesnt please Spirit skills, he does grannys from centuries ago, who? Krantz! Really? Yes! he's a granny, but transsexual. Amazing!
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